The New Absurdist Forum http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/directory en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:30:11 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/directory Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ I am much ace - story as proof... ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/793/t/I-am-much-ace-story-as-proof-.html Claire

Claire is sat at the small chrome table outside the equally chrome office block. All the buildings are chrome and glass. A thin corner of road sections the square in two. I take the shiny stool next to her and we listen to the construction going on in the next square or two over, just visible between the tops of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (albieee) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/793 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:30:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Review my new story bitches ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/792/t/Review-my-new-story-bitches.html


LOVE SPAM

Loving means ramming.

Give your partner loving action.

Pump her over and over again and watch her climax.

No good lovemaking, no problem.

Your banana is too small.

Your girl loves huge cucumber but you have small one.

Do not be unhappy with your small size, we can help.

Amazing lovemaking is now possible.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/792 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:29:47 GMT <![CDATA[ My space ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/791/t/My-space.html I want some friends for my space http://www.myspace.com/theenglishdevil and I couldn't wish for any better than absurdist fellows.

See you at My Space and we will never lose contact again

Regards,
AD

]]> feeds@yuku.com (dodsley) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/791 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:54:21 GMT <![CDATA[ repressed memory ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/790/t/repressed-memory.html In a recent burst of lucidity, and through exhaustive self-induced psychotherapy,
I succeeded in recovering a long repressed memory...

I discovered eight or "8" if you prefer

I was just so tired of "7"
It doesn't do anything--it doesn't jump out at you, grab you by your lapels and scream at you until marmalade oozes from your nostrils--it just sits there
So, I invented "8", the perfect number--its... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/790 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:11:50 GMT <![CDATA[ THE DOOR ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/789/t/THE-DOOR.html

The Door

This is a story about a man. And this is only a story about a man. And this story is the only story about this man.
This man was walking along a country road one day. To this... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/789 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:17:08 GMT <![CDATA[ artistic plague ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/788/t/artistic-plague.html Is anyone else afraid that if they put something on-line that it will be misappropriated??image ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/788 Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:45:01 GMT <![CDATA[ of cheese ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/787/t/of-cheese.html feeds@yuku.com (Oslo) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/787 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:54:38 GMT <![CDATA[ TNA Resurrection ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/786/t/TNA-Resurrection.html
personal note:

I have watched two episodes of the Terminator... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/786 Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:19:41 GMT <![CDATA[ Web Death Anthology is FINISHED AND AWESOME ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/785/t/Web-Death-Anthology-is-FINISHED-AND-AWESOME.html
The Web Death 2007 New Absurdist Anthology, with artwork by AWESOME graphicsmaster Justynn Tyme is FINISHED and IS available for free download at the BUST website. Many thanks to Bradley Sands for all his support of this project. He is a nice person.

This anthology has turned... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/785 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:10:28 GMT <![CDATA[ as to the migration ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/784/t/as-to-the-migration.html feeds@yuku.com (Oslo) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/784 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:18:33 GMT <![CDATA[ The Key ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/783/t/The-Key.html There stands an abandoned bungalow
on a cul-de-sac
somewhere near you
In the attic
of this abandoned bungalow
is a closet
In the closet in the attic
of this abandoned bungalow
is a trunk.
In the trunk in the closet
in the attic
of this abandoned bungalow
is a cigar box
In this cigar box in the trunk
in the closet in the attic
of this bungalow
is a key...to the trunk
that sits in the closet
in the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/783 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:59:04 GMT <![CDATA[ RESURRECTION OF THE NEW ABSURDIST ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/782/t/RESURRECTION-OF-THE-NEW-ABSURDIST.html
check the link

However, the WEB DEATH anthology will go forward as planned...
]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/782 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:56:20 GMT <![CDATA[ TNA to return? ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/781/t/TNA-to-return-.html


the new absurdist will return...

who knows when, but it was good to see (click link above) ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ray Fracalossy) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/781 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:22:42 GMT <![CDATA[ IMPORTANT! TNA Board Migrates to Yuku ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/780/t/IMPORTANT-TNA-Board-Migrates-to-Yuku.html Yuku which is ezboard's coming format. You will notice it is much cleaner, and comes without the ugly adds. It will take some time for me to familiarize myself and tweak the design.'

You will be automatically re-directed here from the old URL, but you should MAKE SURE to bookmark the new adddress, as the old address will (presumably)... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/780 Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:22:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Last Call for Web Death Anthology ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/412/t/Last-Call-for-Web-Death-Anthology.html
You better get your ass moving.

We have 22 pieces in the anthology so far.

Some are very good.

We have two very good essays.

We have AWESOME cover art by Justynn Tyme.

What more do you want?!!???
the empty head
]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/412 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:10:40 GMT <![CDATA[ If TNA is gone for good. . . ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/415/t/If-TNA-is-gone-for-good-.html


(war is over, if you want) ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ray Fracalossy) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/415 Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:27:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Cover For Web Death 2007 ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/411/t/Cover-For-Web-Death-2007.html
The Cover So Far


feeds@yuku.com (oxenjackson) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/411 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:23:45 GMT <![CDATA[ call for flash fiction ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/657/t/call-for-flash-fiction.html
portland.craigslist.org/m...78399.html

They may not have an affinity for absurdism but it's worth submitting something if nothing more than to try and spread the seed...and abusurdists own flash fiction. Ya'll are better at it than I am so good luck.
Viva la fiesta
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Husvill) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/657 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:20:04 GMT <![CDATA[ submission guidelines - VAMPIRE MANIFESTO ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/658/t/submission-guidelines-VAMPIRE-MANIFESTO.html www.thevampiremanifesto.piczo.com for submission guidelines.

Regards,
AD ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dodsley) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/658 Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:21:20 GMT <![CDATA[ Current Submissions For Web Death Anthology ]]> http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/413/t/Current-Submissions-For-Web-Death-Anthology.html I'll try to keep it updated:

ENGULF YOUR SOUL IN THE FURNACE
by Mike Philbin

SMALL FOR ITS SIZE
by GX Jupitter-Larsen

THE GARDEN GHOSTS
Kevin L. Donihe

STRONGMEN & MOTORCYCLES (& MONKEYS TOO)
D. Harlan Wilson

NDA
AD Dawson

SUGAR... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/413 Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:45:13 GMT