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			<title><![CDATA[ THE RETURN OF ROYCE ICON ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/817/t/THE-RETURN-OF-ROYCE-ICON.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Royce Icon has posted stories at TNA. No other information is available.
<br>
<br>
I like the sound of &#39;Royce Icon&#39; when I say it to myself in my brain.
<br>
<br>
Watched the entire original &#39;V&#39; mini-series yesterday on stupid syfy channel.
<br>
<br>
Yes, changing our name from sci-fi channel to syfy channel means we can fill our airtime with 72% stupid ghost hunter shows and not feel ashamed.
<br>
<br>
Stupid SyFy!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Einstein Among The Frosh ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/812/t/Einstein-Among-The-Frosh.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I feel like Einstein amongst first year liberal arts students.
<br>
<br>
Only DL Tamarin and myself have taken the time to post reviews of stories currently appearing on TNA, in an effort to support the site and stimulate discussion
since the official forum went down.
<br>
<br>
Don&#39;t you people know how to paste an address in your browser? It&#39;s real easy.
<br>
<br>
45% Disappointed in long time TNA members like Ray and Overby who said such enthusiastic things about TNA not so long... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Who Is This Brent Powers Person Anyway? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is a post to explore why Brent Powers continually logs into TNA and doesn&#39;t post anything.
<br>
<br>
I mean what&#39;s up. It&#39;s not like he has to log in to lurk. He&#39;s a fabulous lurker, no question.
<br>
<br>
He seems like a nice guy too. But to see him continually log in and out of TNA all day long is spooky, sort of.
<br>
<br>
He is probably lonely like me.
<br>
<br>
To honor this steadfast man I will review one of his stories in the review section of this board.
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:35:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Awesome History Of The New Absurdist! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Just occurred to me this forum has threads going back at least 4 and a half years.
<br>
<br>
Good tool for digging into the past of <a title="Pink Bitches!" target="_blank" href="http://www.absurdist.cc">this</a> oft elusive website.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ WELCOME TO THE OLD FORUM [Sept 15 2009] ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/800/t/WELCOME-TO-THE-OLD-FORUM-Sept-15-2009-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Just to aid you in navigating all the old threads, I make this new thread. This forum is the old TNA forum. But since the new forum is down, and the
unimaginable future lies before us, we might as well be comfortable.
<br>
<br>
To be honest, TNA without the forum is like Ron Jeremy without his penis.
<br>
<br>
It is impossible to be sarcastic without the forum, and to defeat people in typed conversation.
<br>
<br>
So if you want to use this forum please do, just get an account and start... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:35:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ TNA is down! ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/797/t/TNA-is-down-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m trying to find the database problem and get it back online. Hold tight. I&#39;m gonna jam my thumb up its butt!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ TNA is back online ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/796/t/TNA-is-back-online.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Please feel free to stop by.
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://absurdist.cc">http://absurdist.cc</a>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:23:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The New Absurdist Is Still Dead ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/795/t/The-New-Absurdist-Is-Still-Dead.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a title="The New Absurdist" target="_blank" href="http://www.absurdist.cc">The New Absurdist</a> has been offline since August, 2007. Using simple mathematics
you figure out this is more than one year. You also might wonder why Polycarp is spending the hosting fees without putting up content.
<br>
<br>
RELAX! ENJOY YOUR SOUP!
<br>
<br>
As far as I know, Polycarp has not contacted any member of TNA for more than a year. This may not be true.
<br>
<br>
For any old-time MAN-BITCHES who used to... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:59:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My space ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/791/t/My-space.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I want some friends for my space <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/theenglishdevil"><font color="#0068CF">http://www.myspace.com/theenglishdevil</font></a> 
and I couldn&#39;t wish for any better than absurdist fellows.</p>

<p>See you at My Space and we will never lose contact again
<br>
<br>
Regards,
<br>
AD</p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:54:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ repressed memory ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="4">In a recent burst of lucidity, and through exhaustive self-induced psychotherapy,
<br>
I succeeded in recovering a long repressed memory...
<br>
<br>
I discovered <em>eight</em> or &quot;8&quot; if you prefer
<br>
<br>
I was just so tired of &quot;7&quot;
<br>
It doesn&#39;t do anything--it doesn&#39;t jump out at you, grab you by your lapels and scream at you until marmalade oozes from your nostrils--it just sits
there
<br>
So, I invented &quot;8&quot;, the perfect number--its... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:11:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ THE DOOR ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/789/t/THE-DOOR.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">
  <font face="Lucida Console" size="5"><br>
  <br>
  <strong>The Door
  <br></strong></font>
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  <strong><font face="Lucida Console" size="5"><br>
   </font></strong>
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<div>
  <font size="4">This is a story about a man. And this is <em>only</em> a story about a man. And <em>this</em> story is <em>the only</em> story about
  <em>this</em> man.</font>
</div>

<div>
  <font size="4">This man was walking along a country road one day. To this... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:17:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ artistic plague ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/788/t/artistic-plague.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="4">Is anyone else afraid that if they put something on-line that it will be misappropriated??<img style="WIDTH: 44px; HEIGHT: 33px" height="47" src="http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eek.gif" width="61" alt="image"></font> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:45:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ of cheese ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/787/t/of-cheese.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Does anyone know what type of cheese gets mold&quot;ee&quot; fastest? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Oslo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:54:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ TNA Resurrection ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/786/t/TNA-Resurrection.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hello there. I started this thread for anyone to discuss the death and possible resurrection of The New Absurdist website. I have no news about it, so nothing
to report. Please post here if you have any information or if you have questions. This board has been totally dead since the release of the Web Death
Anthology. Is it possible that Absurdist writers are not the most articulate writers? Is this possible?
<br>
<br>
personal note:
<br>
<br>
I have watched two episodes of the Terminator... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:19:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ as to the migration ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/784/t/as-to-the-migration.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Anyone even here anymore? If someone could post some links as to the migration, that would help.    Also post some links to good cheese sites. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Oslo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:18:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Key ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/783/t/The-Key.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>There stands an abandoned bungalow
<br>
on a cul-de-sac
<br>
somewhere near you
<br>
In the attic
<br>
of this abandoned bungalow
<br>
is a closet
<br>
In the closet in the attic
<br>
of this abandoned bungalow
<br>
is a trunk.
<br>
In the trunk in the closet
<br>
in the attic
<br>
of this abandoned bungalow
<br>
is a cigar box
<br>
In this cigar box in the trunk
<br>
in the closet in the attic
<br>
of this bungalow
<br>
is a key...to the trunk
<br>
that sits in the closet
<br>
in the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:59:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ RESURRECTION OF THE NEW ABSURDIST ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/782/t/RESURRECTION-OF-THE-NEW-ABSURDIST.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Yes, The New Absurdist is NOT dead.  Did you really think it was?
<br>
<br>
<a title="check it out" target="_blank" href="http://www.absurdist.cc">check the link</a>
<br>
<br>
However, the WEB DEATH anthology will go forward as planned...
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:56:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ TNA to return? ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/781/t/TNA-to-return-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.absurdist.cc/">the new absurdist will return...</a>
<br>
<br>
who knows when, but it was good to see (click link above) ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Ray Fracalossy)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:22:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ IMPORTANT!  TNA Board Migrates to Yuku ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/780/t/IMPORTANT-TNA-Board-Migrates-to-Yuku.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hello to the three or four people who are reading this. I migrated the board to <a title="Yuku" target="_blank" href="http://www.yuku.com">Yuku</a> which is
ezboard&#39;s coming format. You will notice it is much cleaner, and comes without the ugly adds. It will take some time for me to familiarize myself and tweak
the design.&#39;
<br>
<br>
You will be automatically re-directed here from the old URL, but you should MAKE SURE to bookmark the new adddress, as the old address will (presumably)... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:22:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ If TNA is gone for good. . . ]]></title>
			<link>http://thenewabsurdistforum.yuku.com/topic/415/t/If-TNA-is-gone-for-good-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ then I guess the terrorists have won.<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
(war is over, if you want) ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:27:11 GMT</pubDate>
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