TNA General Discussion

My space

feeds@yuku.com (dodsley) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:54:21 GMT

I want some friends for my space http://www.myspace.com/theenglishdevil and I couldn't wish for any better than absurdist fellows.

See you at My Space and we will never lose contact again

Regards,
AD

repressed memory

feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:11:50 GMT

In a recent burst of lucidity, and through exhaustive self-induced psychotherapy,
I succeeded in recovering a long repressed memory...

I discovered eight or "8" if you prefer

I was just so tired of "7"
It doesn't do anything--it doesn't jump out at you, grab you by your lapels and scream at you until marmalade oozes from your nostrils--it just sits there
So, I invented "8", the perfect number--its...

THE DOOR

feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:17:08 GMT

The Door

This is a story about a man. And this is only a story about a man. And this story is the only story about this man.

This man was walking along a country road one day. To this...

artistic plague

feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:45:01 GMT

Is anyone else afraid that if they put something on-line that it will be misappropriated??

of cheese

feeds@yuku.com (Oslo) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:54:38 GMT

Does anyone know what type of cheese gets mold"ee" fastest?

TNA Resurrection

feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:19:41 GMT

Hello there. I started this thread for anyone to discuss the death and possible resurrection of The New Absurdist website. I have no news about it, so nothing to report. Please post here if you have any information or if you have questions. This board has been totally dead since the release of the Web Death Anthology. Is it possible that Absurdist writers are not the most articulate writers? Is this possible?

personal note:

I have watched two episodes of the Terminator...

as to the migration

feeds@yuku.com (Oslo) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:18:33 GMT

Anyone even here anymore? If someone could post some links as to the migration, that would help. Also post some links to good cheese sites.

The Key

feeds@yuku.com (Penslinger) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:59:04 GMT

There stands an abandoned bungalow
on a cul-de-sac
somewhere near you
In the attic
of this abandoned bungalow
is a closet
In the closet in the attic
of this abandoned bungalow
is a trunk.
In the trunk in the closet
in the attic
of this abandoned bungalow
is a cigar box
In this cigar box in the trunk
in the closet in the attic
of this bungalow
is a key...to the trunk
that sits in the closet
in the...

RESURRECTION OF THE NEW ABSURDIST

feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:56:20 GMT

Yes, The New Absurdist is NOT dead. Did you really think it was?

check the link

However, the WEB DEATH anthology will go forward as planned...

TNA to return?

feeds@yuku.com (Ray Fracalossy) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:22:42 GMT

the new absurdist will return...

who knows when, but it was good to see (click link above)

IMPORTANT! TNA Board Migrates to Yuku

feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:22:19 GMT

Hello to the three or four people who are reading this. I migrated the board to Yuku which is ezboard's coming format. You will notice it is much cleaner, and comes without the ugly adds. It will take some time for me to familiarize myself and tweak the design.'

You will be automatically re-directed here from the old URL, but you should MAKE SURE to bookmark the new adddress, as the old address will (presumably)...

If TNA is gone for good. . .

feeds@yuku.com (Ray Fracalossy) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:27:11 GMT

then I guess the terrorists have won.

(war is over, if you want)

TNA is down: Visit the Temporary Absurdist

feeds@yuku.com (headsfromspace) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:24:16 GMT

Hello ::

Someone may find their way here while TNA is down.

There is a website called The Temporary Absurdist where people can go and talk about Absurdistm and TNA.

temporaryabsurdist.blogspot.com/

You can e-mail me at:

headsfromspace at yahoo dot com

if you want to be a member of The Temporary Absurdist and post stories or...

Bust Down the Door... wants your flash fiction

feeds@yuku.com (Bradley Sands) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:53:04 GMT

Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens is now accepting story SUBMISSIONS of 1000 words and less for an online edition of the journal. As I mentioned in another thread, I would really like to see more submissions from members of this forum. The guidelines are here: www.absurdistjournal.com/guidelines.htm

...

Flash fiction

feeds@yuku.com (dodsley) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:25:17 GMT

Writers,

Takes a look at www.microwavefiction.piczo.com/?cr=4

I'm putting this work forward as an online display at my local library - most of it has been taKen from here.

Let me know what you think.

I gould do with a few short quotes to add bout my work and flash in general to add weight to the display

Regards,
ad

Review Button.

feeds@yuku.com (jon lemmon) — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:13:15 GMT

What's happened to my "Review This Story" button. It's gone! And even though I don't like to review or prefer mostly not to review (sorry) I'd still like a Review Button. Is that selfish of me. Anyway, thought I'd just mention it. Hadn't much else to do. It's raining, the wife's gone shopping, and my porn connection is down. Wonder what people used to do in the "olden days." Does anyone have a photo. Might just dig out those sixties swimming catalogues. Have you seen some...

horror

feeds@yuku.com (dodsley) — Thu, 24 May 2007 04:18:09 GMT

Guys,

Can anyone recommend any good horror communities that I can involve myself therein?

I'm really looking for straight horror - boo! and all that.

Regards,
AD

Death to the member system

feeds@yuku.com (Ray Fracalossy) — Mon, 07 May 2007 06:43:42 GMT

I say we give this site back to the people. Now more than ever.

I love and respect polycarp for all the effort and good intention, and I seriously never minded when he disappeared for periods until now, where it affects the site, and our ability to gain new members.

I know for a fact people have lost interest and gone elsewhere just because they found it impossible to sign up.

This may sound rather contrary to some of my previous appreciative posts, but by the same...

THE SUPERNINTENDO (story)

feeds@yuku.com (Al Inconi) — Fri, 04 May 2007 14:00:58 GMT

Hello everyone. I'm new to The New Absurdist and do not have an account. I e-mailed polycarp, but apparently he cannot get his e-mail while in China due to the firewall. I bet they're blocking all absurd and "irrational" sites. Please let me know what you think of this story; comments for those who need it straight. I have read a few pieces on this site, and I think it should fit in.

Another question: How do you indent?
=====
The place is packed. People...

Chimeraworld interview @ The New Gunslinger

feeds@yuku.com (Mike Philbin) — Thu, 03 May 2007 22:01:05 GMT

A new Chimeraworld interview has just gone live at The New Gunslingers. It's a very good, in-depth interview from an interviewer who's really done his homework and seems to know what being a creative spirit is all about. Anyway, here's part of the introduction to the interview, which links to the interview content proper.